I am the last barman poet.I see America drinkingthe fabulous cocktails I make,Americans getting stinkyon something I stir or shake.The Sex on the Beach,the schnapps made from peach,the Velvet Hammer,the Alabama Slammer!I make things with juice and froth,the Pink Squirrel,the three-toed sloth.I make drinks so sweet and snazzy,the Iced Tea, the Kamikaze,the Orgasm, the Death Spasm,the Singapore
